1. Pour her a small Bailey's
2. Walk through darkened living room in bare feet, exclaiming on how romantic everything looks by moonlight.
3. Unexpectedly find cold cat puke with your bare foot.
*rolls on floor*
*laughs*
*cries*
*pees pants*
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
6 comments:
Was he naked at the time?
Bwahhaha! Did you play Caligula after that?
No, he was just barefoot.
Not sure how you play Caligula. Brutally, I would guess. But not sure of other details. So I would like the movie? *runs to Zbaby's blog*
LOL.
Swami: You win the Boo prize for keeping this place going lately.
*smooch*
Yes, the *smooch* is your prize.
Remind me not to get a cat.. besides, the beagle wouldn't let it stand still for long enough to puke on the floor!
Post a Comment