Monday, June 14, 2010
Faux Pas
Yesterday Mr Swami committed a classic faux pas. He sat on one of the small chocolates from his office desk "visitor's bowl" and did not notice this until AFTER he got back from a 7th floor walk-about. Lol & Ooops! So he cleaned off his chair and then checked his pants. Yup. He had to go to the washroom and clean up a melty brown spot. I am so entertained that he remains convinced no one noticed the seat of his pants during the walk-about. Mr Swami can be such an innocent!
Thursday, June 10, 2010
Wined, Dined, Poisoned
Anybody who wants to eat outside naked is invited to my place today for for a Put Yer Ass in the Grass Outdoor BBQ!
My nearest neighbor, who's house I can barely see through the trees from my family room sliding door is hosting her son's Groom's Dinner in a big, rented tent in her backyard tonight. Or maybe it's called a pavillion - I dunno. Anyway, the tent is closer to my property so I can see most of it quite clearly.
About an hour ago I was watching a couple of guys poking around in the bushes by the treeline that seperates our properties & wondered what they were doing. A few minutes later I smelled a strong chemical odor, then a minute after that I could taste the same odor. At which point I identified it as an insecticide.
Holy crap! She is pretty far away, and the air is dead still. I have no idea how much poison she must have contracted to have sprayed in her yard but it was way overkill! I had to close my patio door. TG my child-bearing years are over! Sheesh!
Bad news - I have been poisoned.
Good news - no mosquitos this summer!
My nearest neighbor, who's house I can barely see through the trees from my family room sliding door is hosting her son's Groom's Dinner in a big, rented tent in her backyard tonight. Or maybe it's called a pavillion - I dunno. Anyway, the tent is closer to my property so I can see most of it quite clearly.
About an hour ago I was watching a couple of guys poking around in the bushes by the treeline that seperates our properties & wondered what they were doing. A few minutes later I smelled a strong chemical odor, then a minute after that I could taste the same odor. At which point I identified it as an insecticide.
Holy crap! She is pretty far away, and the air is dead still. I have no idea how much poison she must have contracted to have sprayed in her yard but it was way overkill! I had to close my patio door. TG my child-bearing years are over! Sheesh!
Bad news - I have been poisoned.
Good news - no mosquitos this summer!
Wednesday, June 09, 2010
Embarrassing Confession
I am strangely turned on by Jaden Smith, son of Will Smith and the new Karate Kid. He is just so youthfully, baby hot. I feel bad, but I like looking at him. He is going to be one heck of a sexy man when he grows up! And reaches puberty & stuff.
So embarrassing...
So embarrassing...
Monday, June 07, 2010
Cheetos and Chocolate
If I am ever on Death Row for some crime I cannot imagine, these are the two things I would request for my final meal.
The Cheetos would be regular, fried ones. The family size bag. I am not sure if I could even eat a whole family size bag - but I would be willing to die trying.
The chocolate would be the finest dark chocolate truffles available. A 2 lb box. Then I would spend the rest of my life eating chocolate and die happy.
Back in the world of reality I am doing laundry, then going to play cards with my sister. Sadly, no cheetos or chocolate will be involved in my afternoon.
The Cheetos would be regular, fried ones. The family size bag. I am not sure if I could even eat a whole family size bag - but I would be willing to die trying.
The chocolate would be the finest dark chocolate truffles available. A 2 lb box. Then I would spend the rest of my life eating chocolate and die happy.
Back in the world of reality I am doing laundry, then going to play cards with my sister. Sadly, no cheetos or chocolate will be involved in my afternoon.
Tuesday, June 01, 2010
No title
1. I am not in the mood to think of a title.
2. This weekend I learned about the Undy 500. How did I not know about this idiocy until now? Lol. Nothing is funnier than a bar full of HOGs wearing ladies undies over their jeans. Locally it's a contest to see who can collect the most "freely donated" women's undies. On saturday Mr Swami talked to a guy who had collected 125 pairs! He must be one very smooth talker. If you Google Undie 500 you get all kinds of variations - but here the way it works (I think) is for every pair of undies a HOG is gifted he has to give a pair of brand new underwear to charity.
3. Recently I have started to email with a woman who was my friend waaaay back in 9th & 10th grade, then moved & was lost to me until now. We found each other on Classmates. This is very fun and I can't wait for her next email.
4. I just got a quickie haircut from Great Clips, and it looks pretty good! Now that I am old I don't spend big bucks on my hair anymore. No more full head foils and precision cuts,lol. I am all wash, toss and go these days.
5. Memorial Day weekend was good. Had a family BBQ on Sunday and a picnic with Mr Swami on Monday. I am into no-prep picnics these days. We bought some really nice wraps at Kowalski's deli, some chips, pop & juice - voila! Picnic. We went to Harriet Island in St Paul and looked at the Mississippi River instead of our usual picnic & look at the St Croix River.
6. I BBQed portobello mushrooms with a recipe I got off the internet and loved them! This is very amazing because I hate mushrooms! Now I want to make them again. I grilled asparagus for the first time too. Also very yummy.
That's all I got.
2. This weekend I learned about the Undy 500. How did I not know about this idiocy until now? Lol. Nothing is funnier than a bar full of HOGs wearing ladies undies over their jeans. Locally it's a contest to see who can collect the most "freely donated" women's undies. On saturday Mr Swami talked to a guy who had collected 125 pairs! He must be one very smooth talker. If you Google Undie 500 you get all kinds of variations - but here the way it works (I think) is for every pair of undies a HOG is gifted he has to give a pair of brand new underwear to charity.
3. Recently I have started to email with a woman who was my friend waaaay back in 9th & 10th grade, then moved & was lost to me until now. We found each other on Classmates. This is very fun and I can't wait for her next email.
4. I just got a quickie haircut from Great Clips, and it looks pretty good! Now that I am old I don't spend big bucks on my hair anymore. No more full head foils and precision cuts,lol. I am all wash, toss and go these days.
5. Memorial Day weekend was good. Had a family BBQ on Sunday and a picnic with Mr Swami on Monday. I am into no-prep picnics these days. We bought some really nice wraps at Kowalski's deli, some chips, pop & juice - voila! Picnic. We went to Harriet Island in St Paul and looked at the Mississippi River instead of our usual picnic & look at the St Croix River.
6. I BBQed portobello mushrooms with a recipe I got off the internet and loved them! This is very amazing because I hate mushrooms! Now I want to make them again. I grilled asparagus for the first time too. Also very yummy.
That's all I got.
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