Anybody who wants to eat outside naked is invited to my place today for for a Put Yer Ass in the Grass Outdoor BBQ!
My nearest neighbor, who's house I can barely see through the trees from my family room sliding door is hosting her son's Groom's Dinner in a big, rented tent in her backyard tonight. Or maybe it's called a pavillion - I dunno. Anyway, the tent is closer to my property so I can see most of it quite clearly.
About an hour ago I was watching a couple of guys poking around in the bushes by the treeline that seperates our properties & wondered what they were doing. A few minutes later I smelled a strong chemical odor, then a minute after that I could taste the same odor. At which point I identified it as an insecticide.
Holy crap! She is pretty far away, and the air is dead still. I have no idea how much poison she must have contracted to have sprayed in her yard but it was way overkill! I had to close my patio door. TG my child-bearing years are over! Sheesh!
Bad news - I have been poisoned.
Good news - no mosquitos this summer!
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I hope the smell is still there when she has the party and that the guests are overcome by it.
Ick! It's like Chris came over and sprayed (he's a big over-dooer). :-)
I absolutely think you should do something silly just to see if anyone is snooping. Pretend you are leading a marching band in your yard, talk to a tree, you know-something really looney.
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