What women really want is a butt like Eva Longoria’s. Have you seen the cover of this week’s EW? Holy crap is Eva gorgeous! To have a butt like that I am willing to kill 3-7 people and blow up a small county. Seriously. She is gorgeous.
Actually, my butt and Eva Longoria’s butt do have several things in common:
1. She wears size 00. There are 2 digits in my pant size too.
2. She sits on her butt. I sit on my butt.
3. Uhhhh, ummmm. Two out of three ain’t bad!
Can you be a lesbian and not know it?
*looks at magazine cover again & again*
Screw penis envy. Give me Eva Longoria's butt.
13 comments:
Yep, she's looking pretty darn fine there.
Charlize Theron used to be my female crush. But she was replaced this year by Stacey Keebler. I don't really know what I'd do with her except just stare at how delicious she is.
I don't know who Stacey Keebler is. TG for Google - soon I will know!
I still wonder when my butt went bad. I used to have a decent butt. Then one day it got big & lard filled. My treadmilling, yoga and ball had better help this.
Her head is bigger than her butt. Her head is way too big.
LOL Puffy. Her head does look big.
She's definitely a stunning beauty. Very fine ass.
I saw the movie The Sentinel last night and she was in it. she was running around in high heels LOL.
I always like her but feel we are being saturated with her. She's everywhere.
Who is she?
Bob <--- always clueless
I suppose I could google her.
But I'm pretty lazy
Too damn lazy to leave this comment section actually
mmmmmm cheetoos
Hmmm. I might be a lesbian too.
That's one very fine ass. I have one just like it butt it's hidden under a layer (or 4) of insulation. It gets cold up here you know.
That's my story and I'm sticking to it. *grin*
Give the flamingo a big old hug for me will ya?
*smooches*
I hope she gets a snag in those fishnet stockings.
ROWR. Did you say something?
*stares at Eva*
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