Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Pee.

Why do some men think they piss rosewater? It drives me freaking crazy when a guy pees and then doesn't flush. Hello!?! What are you thinking? Am I supposed to admire the bubbles in your manly pee? Enjoy the musky scent? Just. flush. the. damn. toilet! Do you think you are saving water? Guess what - there is no way in Bloody Hell that I am going to sit down and commingle my pee with yours. No way. I will just feel grossed out and immediately flush your stinky, pissy mess. Or is grossing me out the goal here?

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is this directed at someone in your home?

Swami said...

Kind of. Maybe my daughter's BF.

Yeah. It's the BF. I have asked her to tell him to flush a couple of times but he "forgets" regularly. They were here on Monday morning and I guess he used the upstairs bathroom that Mr Swami and I rarely use. Because we didn't notice until this morning. Grrrr. (They were only here an hour and 1/2 and I didn't even notice him going upstairs.)

Anonymous said...

The only time we have not flushed is when we lived in our old house, which had a well. When you flushed, it made the pump run, and it was super loud. So if we got up in the middle of the night, we didn't so that we wouldn't wake the other person up.

Puffy said...

I'd like to see automatic flushers like we see in public places. Half the time they don't work, but it would be a good idea. I'd also like to see a toilet that automatically closes the lid after use. We don't have that problem in our house, but I think it's a cool idea.

MM said...

*snort*

My sentiments exactly!!!