Monday, December 10, 2007

Everything is digital now

Even mammograms. Which is a huge improvement if you ask me. Used to be, the sadistic bitch in charge of the x-ray mammo machine like to really crank down those compression plates until I screamed. But with the new digital machine she just positions you and then the compression plate squeezes gently to some pre-determined psi which I found quite bearable. Maybe I won't wait so long before I go back again.

Gyne exams, of course, have always been digital - only in a different kind of way lol.

On an unrelated topic my Christmas tree is still sitting on the front stoop because my fancy new stand that lets you level the tree with one hand and then lock it in place was missing a few nuts. I hate that! I'm going to have to break out my starter cards for a little Holiday cheer.

9 comments:

momma said...

Make the useless BF and MiddleDD bring the tree in and send them to the hardware store for extra nuts.

Okay...that sentence cracked me up.

momma said...

Happy Belated Birthday, Swami!!!!

mtw said...

No comment on your post, but I love your little star avatar at the top of your blog and your new blog subheading!

Happy birthday. :*

Breezy said...

*snort* digital *snort*

Swami said...

Thanks, guys.

Momma I am already worried enough about the BF's nuts; I don't want him to gt extra.

MTW, I've got the whole pome over on the right --->

Swami said...

Well that's the world's crappiest arrow. Plus it's pointing for my front page which is invisible while on the comment page. I have always problems with these technicalities.

Puffy said...

Cute poem. LOL at nuts and digitals. Now I know why the mammos don't hurt as much as they used to.

MM said...

You crack me up. *smooch*

MM said...

You crack me up. *smooch*