Getting old is SO embarrassing.
I just can't outrun my oscillating sprinkler anymore. Every time I move it I have to turn the water off, reposition the darn thing and then turn the water back on. Such a nuisance.
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You need an irrigation system. *grin*
I was so hoping this would be a pee story. Since it's not, I'll be brave and give you one.
Two weeks ago in Target, I sneeze a huge sneeze and peed my pants just a bit. Happy?
*snort
I was going to tell you about Boo peeing her pants, but she beat me.
On a side note my forever friends mom just had bladder surgery to fix that other wetting your pants problem, but I don't think that would help you outrun sprinklers.
*giggle* I'm too lazy to do the off/move/on switcharoo, so I do the crimp and run. Sometimes I get wet, but I run real fast because I'm still a young wippersnapper. :-)
I have never peed in Target.
*feels all superior to Boo*
Well, at least not peed where I should not have peed.
I pped a little in Kohl's once and since then I have worn pantiliners jic. Not diapers! *glares* just regular Always pantiliners.
I don't ever want to need bladder surgery - altho I guess it is better than the alternative.
*snaps whip at Kim*
Running through the sprinklers is fun!
Well, if it makes you feel better, I peed myself quite a few times when I was pregnant. Sneezes, laughs - right there at the end, it was torture.
Lol at Swami!
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