Wednesday, October 04, 2006

How To Train A Cat

Day One.
Rambuctious young cat bites your toe, so you put her outside to burn off energy.

Day Two.
Rambuctious young cat bites your toe, so you put her outside to burn off energy.

Day Three.
Cat walks over and bites your toe because she wants out. With injured foot you give cat a brief flying lesson.

Day Four & Forever.
Rambunctious young cat meows and/or plays with catnip mouse by door when she wants out.

Swami <---a trainer, not a trainee.

12 comments:

Bravie said...

Either way, the cat got you trained. *grin*

Aislinn Sirk said...

Random cat story:

My ex cat Thistle was a total suck. When Mr Bob and I got home, she would run to the door to be picked up. It didn't matter who picked her up, she would then reach out with her paws to the other person. Then she wanted to be supported between us and petted for a minute or two by us both.

It was a nice way to come home.

Schnookie said...

LOL. I hate when the cats go after my feet. I'm always afraid to move my feet when I'm lying in bed for fear they will attack them.

Very cute story Bob.

kim (weltek) said...

Apparently it's a cat themed day.

Puffy said...

*hands bandaid to Swami*

*wraps Nookie's feet in heavy socks*

*awwww* to Bob

Swami said...

*ignores Carey*

Bob, what's an 'ex' cat. Cat was promoted to dog? Cat divorced you?

*shares bandaides with Nookie* Thanks Puffy!

Surveysez said...

Do bandaides carry the instruments for the players?

Glowie said...

*nods in agreement with Carey*
*grin*

Swami said...

*ignores Carey and Glowie*
*admires trained cat*

Zombs said...

Maybe anonymous can train your cat?

Swami said...

*gives anonymous a flying lesson*

Aislinn Sirk said...

Ex-Cat

My cat was left in Canada when I moved down here.

Then she was hit by car when the new owners were taking her for a walk.

(Yes, they walked the cat)