GAH!!! Water In My Ear.

Somehow, while washing my hair this a.m. I managed to squirt water deep into my ear. I'm going nuts here! How do I get it out!?! I've shook for all I'm worth. I've laid down with that ear facing down so it could drain. I've made a little pointy probe with a kleenex and tried to roto-root it out. I'm walking around with my head tilted waaay right, which takes the pressure off a little, but it is still so annoying!

How do I get the frickin' water out? I'm going deaf in that ear!

Rebellious

Today? I did not make my bed.
*sullen, rebellious look*

I left a towel on the floor!
*spikes a closed fist at the sky*

I bad, I bad.

Then later today I am going to Target (without makeup) and buy whateverthefuck I want!

Nobody better mess with ME today.

Make Way for Prince Ali !

My talented grandson is just finishing his first year of dance lessons. His group, the six-year-olds are performing a number to the song BabyFace. (Which song, btw, he has requested to never again be played in his presence!)

Anyway, he is very excited because the older class (7 to 8 year-olds) decided to dance to a medley of songs from Aladdin and they needed a good Prince Ali. So they asked him! Grandson has been an Aladdin freak since he was two years old so he is just thrilled to dance the part of Ali! I can't wait for DD to send some pics.

Grandson, who is very musically inclined really enjoyed his dance lessons. His dad is warming slowly to the idea of dance. Dad's theory is that dancing causes gayness in boys. *Rolls eyes* So dad spends a lot of time pointing out pretty girls as they drive around. *Re-rolls eyes*

Coco, I thought of you...

Coco I thought of you this morning while I was having sex with Tom. Why?! you might ask? (Because I am not in the habit of thinking about my internet friends while I am - you know.) But we had just seen Pirates of the Caribbean 3. If you have seen Pirates 2 or Pirates 3 you will remember that Davy Jones has a sort of 'beard' made up of multiple, writhing tentacles. So when Tom started mumbling about pirates while he warmed me up, and then said "so, shall we have tentacle sex?" I immediately giggled and thought of you. And Zombie too, of course. It was very weird.

So, did you or Zombie feel any shivers at about 5:20 this morning?

I Want a New Avatar

Who do I remind you of?

(Edited to add some photos I am considering)

Maggie Smith, B&W



Maggie Smith, color


Maggie Smith in Harry Potter drag, the outfit she wears when she watches young Harry (Coco's crush) through the keyhole as he dresses/undresses.




The young Isabella Rossellini, because I think she is the most beautiful person who ever walked the earth. She didn't age as well as Maggie, though:



Margaret Mead, because I always wanted to be as smart as her:



And this nice horse because I really like horses:

Thrilled

I can't begin to tell you how thrilled the dh was to learn he had become an "international rallying point." If you all had been here, he'd have taken the bunch of you out for dinner & drinks!

Word.

1. Where is your cell phone?
purse

2. You're single/taken?
taken

3. Your hair?
acceptible

4. Your mother?
bodhisattva

5. Your father?
intelligences

6. Your favorite thing?
arts

7. Your dream last night?
weird

8. Your favorite drink?
raspberryicetea *waves to Nookie*

9. Your dream car?
Maybach62S

10. The room you're in?
home-office

11. Your ex?
irrelevant

12. Your fear?
loss

13. Where were you last night?
home

14. what you're not?
trendy

15. Muffins?
lemon-poppyseed

16. One of your wish list items?
time

17. The last thing you did?
coffee

18.What are you wearing?
casual

19. Your pet or pets?
felines

20. Your computer?
Gateway

21. Your life?
low-key

22. Your mood?
borderline

23. Missing some one?
achingly

24. Your car?
unwashed

25. Your work?
boring

26.Like someone?
love!

27. Your favorite color?
green

28. When is the last time you laughed real hard?
yesterday

29. Crush's first name?
Christopher?

30. Dream job?
author